rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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issu:

somesickcat:

No photoshop. Just a kitty with HUGE EYES.

The lighting in this photograph is amazing~

awwww-cute:

I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy

awwww-cute:

I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy

starwars:

#fail

starwars:

#fail

Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

dcpdreamscometrue:

mischievous-acrobats:

You know what I want the next Disney Princess to be?

An Alto.

I feel this in my soul. And also in my strained vocal cords.

vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

Anonymous said: legolas x gimli? veronica x logan? barney x robin?

Three in one shot! I am impressed, Nonny!

1. Han x Leia, Star Wars
2. Enjolras x Grantaire, Les Mis
3.
4.
5.
6. Gimli x Legolas, LotR
7.
8.
9. Robin x Barney, HIMYM
10. Veronica x Logan, Veronica Mars

Guess my top ten OTPs!

audible-smiles:

we bred wolves until they were dumb enough that they needed us and now we film them while laughing about how dumb they are and I kind of love it

(Source: videohall)